fazoli's

I went to Fazoli's tonight for a square meal and what I witnessed made me feel so special.

At the table across the room for me was a couple. Grown, young adults. A guy and a girl. The girl... quite attractive, and the guy... wore abercrombie and fitch, so take that for what you will.

Before my very own eyes, two people, probably not that much in love, sat idly without conversation. And he... I still cannot believe this... grabs his fork like a handlebar on a Schwinn, lowers his head, and just... starts... scooping... in... the spaghetti.

I did everything within my power to keep from choking in my fit of laughter.

This gives me hope. Merely by being – civilized – my stock has gone up.